I love looking back at the shitty comments you get
I thought it was entertaining for what it was. As you posted "A cute diversion"
This isn't his main shit people, its not his completely out there wacky humour. He tried to go on the sarcastic side of humour and he delivered. It wasn't meant for people to be falling out of there chairs. It's meant for a chuckle, and he succeed.
If you don't understand this, then please go repeat grade school, and try retain some of the intelligence you learned there. If you are still currently in grade school then there might be hope still.
Good job Ego! 5/5